Dos Equis needs to feature commercials following around the most interesting woman in the world. She’d be a ridiculously rich, famous socialite who’s solved world hunger, mitigated climate change, discovered a new planet, bitch-slapped the anti-gay Uganda bill and learned to sail a brigantine by herself in her spare time.
Of course, she’ll have a deep appreciation for delicious, delicious beer.
“Stay classy, my friends.”
Short list of women who fit this profile:
- Tina Turner
- Sophia Loren
- Grace Jones
- Jane Fonda
- Viola Davis