Two Theories About Rebecca Black


She is the love child of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber,

who has time traveled from the future to save us all from

Skynet and the rise of the machines the terror that was Terminator: Salvation.

Damn, she missed her mark by a couple of years.  I wish she would have saved us from that. I really do.


Kyla Pratt, frustrated with getting no work and tired of being harassed by Tyler Perry into playing the main abused/abandoned/cracked out lead in his next movie project, has gone into the Witness Protection Program and figured out a way to jump start her singing career and avoid Madea at the same time by going whiteface!


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