One is a mainstream lame ass live action cartoon and the other is The Smurfs.
So Riley Cooper wants to fight every Nigger at a Kenny Chesney concert, I’m sure both of those black folks were shaking in their boots
(no word if LL Cool J and Brad Paisley were there but if there ever a lame ass poster boy for their lame ass anti-bigotry, ham-fisted anti-freeze suicide inducing song Accidental Racist, it sure would be this Riley Cooper motherfucker) and Terrence Jones wants to stomp on homeless people?
I say, put these two corny mega-mix, no rap bastards in a holding tank, chain them down to metal chairs with three legs. Then I would have One Direction/Mindless Behavior/Enya songs blasting nonstop
(nothing better when you want to torture some chumps than some Orinoco Flow on a constant loop “Sail Away, Sail Away, bitches)
and leave them in there for a week, force feeding them Guantanamo Bay style
Liquefied Twinkies and Velvetta cheese mixed with warm RC Cola. Then, after that week was up, I would un-chain the from those three legged chairs, throw in two whiffle bats spiked with thumb tacks and tell them that they will have to fight one another until somebody is beating unconscious ..then keep them locked in there another two weeks just because fuck you, that’s why!
I would pay good money
and watch that shit like it was like a double secret probationary bootleg disc of upcoming season two of Orphan Black and Orange Is The New Black
But whatever happens happens and it still wouldn’t begin to be good enough punishment for these snide, whimpering bitch ass bitches.
The Bat Family is cute, but at what point did we stop analyzing the fact that a grown man took in kids from broken backgrounds and instead of using his vast wealth to give them proper counseling and education, made them wear costumes, fight crime, get their asses kicked, die, become paralyzed, lose their families, and become darker human beings.
Bruce Wayne is a shit father, regardless of how cool the Robins turned out.
YO son stop hating on the bats son! Dick Grayson needed to get revenge on the guy because bruce didnt want him to turn out like himself. Barbara didn’t listen to batman and she ended up paying for her mistake. Jason was reckless as fuck and literally never listened so he ended up dying because of it. Tim found out who he was and wanted to join for his own reasons i guess, Damian was the only mistake that batman made, and it crushes me because he was my favorite robin :[.
Maaaan, you gotta stop defending this man for everything bruh.
Bruce Wayne never should have let those kids do what he was doing. He was lonely and that’s why he did it.
Bruce Wayne uses those kids as a social experiment to try and exorcise the demons of not being able to protect his parents. It fails miserably every single time.
I’ve said it before, Batman is Joker without the killing.
I’m a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.—Batman
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One of the few men on the planet who can say they beat Batman in a fist fight
Hawkeye Covers #1-16 + Annual
by David Aja (1-9, 11, 13-16)
Francesco Francavilla (10 & 12)
& Javier Pulido (Annual)
…and they wash it down with Prune Juice