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PETA calls out Obama for killing a fly

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I can’t make s*it like this up.  The Al Sharpton of activists groups is at it…again.  This time, they’re calling out the President himself for dealing with a pesky housefly “The Chicago Way”:

“You buzz the President Of The United States, you gotta go.”

But these glorified ambulance/free pub chasers swooped in and started their ol’ whine n’ cry routine:

Peta spokesman Bruce Friedrich said: “We support compassion even for the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals.  We believe that people, where they can be compassionate, should be, for all animals.”

Cue The Carpenters:

Oh, shut up, PETA. The President took out a frackin’ fly, he didn’t go out a club a baby seal

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"Boy, some PETA to block would sure be good right about now"

I see what the “problem” is, the President trashed talked about it afterwards.  He should have just pounded it and kept it moving like Dirk Nowitzki did:

I swear, you PETA assholes would probably get more respect if you didn’t spend so much time trying to work your way into high profile situations. I know that there’s a puppy mill out there that sure could use an assist from you fuc*ers, go handle that and quit fuc*in’ with people about killing a damn house fly, you puss-es.

Speaking of puppy mills, you have to bet that Mike Vick screamed out “OH COME ON” when NFL player Donte’ Stallworth got only 30 days for killing a man by hitting him with his car that he was driving while tipsy.

Stallworth, 28, received the sentence after pleading guilty to a DUI manslaughter charge for striking and killing Mario Reyes while driving drunk March 14 in his black 2005 Bentley. The athlete also reached a confidential financial settlement with the family of the 59-year-old construction worker.

Without the plea deal, the DUI manslaughter conviction could have netted Stallworth 15 years in prison. After his release from jail, he must serve two years of house arrest and spend eight years on probation. The house arrest provisions will allow him to resume his football career, his attorney said.

Whoa. That’s deep. Every black man on the planet probably asked the same question: “Who is this new Johnny Cochran?”

Stallworth with his mother and lawyer Christopher "If The Car Didn't Intentially Hit, You Must Plea Bargain It" Lyons

Stallworth with his mother and lawyer Christopher "If The Car Didn't Intentially Hit, You Must Plea Bargain It" Lyons

Stallworth’s attorney, Christopher Lyons, said the financial settlement was only one factor in the plea agreement. He noted that Stallworth stopped immediately after the accident, called 911 and submitted to roadside alcohol testing despite spending most of the night drinking at a swanky Miami Beach hotel.

After a night drinking at a bar in Miami Beach’s Fountainebleau hotel, police said Stallworth hit Reyes, a construction crane operator who was rushing to catch a bus after finishing his shift around 7:15 a.m. Stallworth told police he flashed his lights in an attempt to warn Reyes, who was not in a crosswalk when he was struck.

Stallworth had a blood-alcohol level of .126 after the crash, well above Florida’s .08 limit. Stallworth stopped after the crash and immediately told officers he had hit Reyes. Police estimated Stallworth was driving about 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

“He acted like a man,” Lyons said. “He remained at the scene. He cooperated fully.”

You tell’em, son!  That’s some mighty fine lawyerball you playin’ there, boy!

Miami-Dade State Attorney Katherine Fernandez Rundle echoed Lyons in citing Stallworth’s lack of previous criminal record, cooperation and willingness to accept responsibility as factors in the plea deal. Rundle also said the Reyes family—particularly the victim’s 15-year-old daughter—wanted the case resolved to avoid any more pain.

“For all of these reasons, a just resolution of this case has been reached,” Rundle said.

Now OJ sitting in jail, mad when he probably could have plea bargained his way out of some jail time had he had Christopher Lyons for his lawyer.

Seriously,  this is just another example of how the green:

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trumps Race

jacksonsharptonIf you got enough of  the green and if you don’t catch the ire of the likes of PETA.

He ran over a person, not a kitten.

Don’t you let PETA hear you saying that, ain’t that right, Fantasia?

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ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!

Where’s your outrage over this, PETA? People are animals, too!

I rest my case...

I rest my case...

And here’s a toast to LA Laker Fan for being opportunistic and going on a looting spree in this economy.

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That’ll show that fly-killing President that we shall be heard.  You stay classy, L.A.

You idiots.

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CNBC vs. THE DALIY SHOW: The New East Coast/West Coast Rap War?

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Punks jump up to get beat down!

WARNING!  This post contains an ungodly amount of rap references, I’m just using up as many of my 2008 Rap References that I can because I can’t cash them in or exchange them for something better, like WEST SIDE STORY sing-a-long frequent flyer points. 

 

Ah, Rumble them right, Sharks, rumble them right!  Anyway, if I don’t use them, I’ll lose ’em.  I’m just saying….

Oh snap!  The CNBC dissfest by The Daily Show has been escalated to the point where Dora The Explorer and Boots have been called in.

Don't make me have to bust a cap in your ass, Amigo!

Don't make me have to bust a cap in your ass, Amigo!

CHECK OUT THE LATEST DAILY SHOW CNBC SALVO HERE

It’s all coming to a head on Thursday when Jim Cramer will step up into the Terrordome and go toe-to-toe on Stewart’s turf when he appears on The Daily Show and this time, it’s personal! 

Cramer warmed up by snatching the mic from a shocked Queen Latifah:

That's gangsta!

That's gangsta!

Things are getting out of control, yo.  Do we have to bring in Minister Farrakhan to squash this beef  like he did with JaRule and 50 Cent?

Give Peace A Chance, playa...

Give Peace A Chance, playa...Allah, I hope not.I'm about to lose my mind, up in here! Up in here!

Okay, Jim, don’t lose it, kid.  Violence never solves anything, but a good old fashion rap battle, like back in the day when you didn’t wind up shot and/or in a body bag with a toe tag, LL Cool J vs. Kool Moe Dee style?  Ahh, there you go!

The Daily Show Opens Up A Can O’ Whoop A$$ On CNBC

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Last night, Jon Stewart, who’s always funny, was in rare form all evening long. The highlight being his 8 minute plus smack-down of CNBC.

CHECK OUT THE BLOW BY BLOW HERE

Starting with jagoff, Rick Santelli, no ass was spared as everybody got a taste, from Jim Cramer to Maria “The Money Honey” Bartiromo to Carl Quintanilla (I wish that Erin Burnett would have got some, too, the ass-kissing is strong in this one.  However, Stewart has kicked that can before go to the 3:20 mark onward in the video).

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The pimp hand (we’ve been saying that phrase a lot around here lately, I know) that Stewart unleashed on those Wall Street cheerleaders/suck-butts/dookey-sniffers who fiddled around while the economy burned and now attempt to blame the current administration for the state of the Nation was Heaven-sent and was locked in with laser-pointed accuracy.

Another great segment followed after the break discussing the choice by some news networks to ignore the polls that show the President’s popularity in favor of using the almighty Dow Jones Industrial Average.  Just another example that shows how stupid some people think the American public is.  The sad thing is, they’re right about some of us.

Check it out if you haven’t already and if you have, then watch it again, it’s good I tells ya. 

CHECK OUT THE ENTIRE EPISODE HERE