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Scandal: Enemy Of The State (Ep. 4) RT (Random Thoughts)

  • First off, aww man, really that’s your title for this episode?  It’s so over used, so done.  It was tired when Will Smith and Gene Hackman titled one of their movies with it.  Come on, Shonda, do better!
  • We start off with Meredith, Jr. sleeping at the office (does she even have a apartment?  I think she does, wasn’t that where Huck Finn was teaching her how to conserva-whore it up and how to slip a date a roofie or some shit last episode?  I digress) 
  • Anyway, somebody starts beating on the office door in the middle of the night and Junior does what any dumb ass would do right…she goes to answer it like.  God. 
  • Cutaway to Desmond (I keep forgetting what his name is on here) at Olivia’s house, yadda yadda yadda about his fiancee whining about him coming to see Olivia with a bottle of wine in the middle of the night, when she calls his ass.  Oh she don’t know, she better ask somebody, that’s how it’s done.  That bitch better with the Olivia Pope Program quick or her ass will be on the first thing smoking back to Hoooterville.
  • Olivia looking gooder than a Mr. Goodbar in a Victoria’s Secret dressing room with her silk pj’s on.  I wonder if Grant got her that?  I bet he likes his chocolate wrapped in silk.  Freaky motherfucker.
  • Nice kitchen, Olivia, who came up with that color scheme, Santa Claus?
  • Olivia takes the La Booz Jolie into the kitchen to get her drank on but, what’s this, she’s shaken and stirred all up in front of the Help?  
  • Damn, finding out about her OPP’s jump off’s being with child done shook her world that much? Come on strong black woman, come on!  Get your shit, together!
  • Olivia took that glass of La Booz to the head!  She didn’t sniff the cork or nothing.  Swallowed that shit like she didn’t have any tonsils!  This ain’t her first time to the rodeo.
  • Naw Olivia didn’t make the Jump Off pee on every pregnancy stick her neighborhood CVS had in stock to confirm that wanch wasn’t lying.  Bet she waterboarded her to keep fluids in her system to take them tests, too.  ”Drink, you skallywag, drink!  Drink my water!  Drink it up!”
  • So Desmond asks the question that I would have asked her right then, “Did you drown her, is that why you called me, we need to dump her body somewhere?”
  • Okay, Olivia, now you DNA whisperer or something?  How you so sure that’s your kinda man’s baby?
  • So Desmond don’t know you been riding the President like he was Secretariat down the home stretch at the 1973 Belmont Stakes for years?  Now would be a good time to confide in someone about your addiction to POTUS Dick because admitting that you have a problem is the first step to….
  •  Gawd dammit, who is calling at this time of the fuckin’ morning?
  • Aww dammit, so whoever that was at the office door, it wasn’t an insane homicidal maniac with an axe?  Dammit.  What the hell you want, Junior?
  • An army is in the office you say?  Which country (fuck it, I had to ask, never know the way shit is going on this show)
  • Not a surprise, half the office is packing heat.  Big surprise, nobody in the office has used their gun to, at the very least, shoot at Junior.
  • Olivia is bi-lingual.  Okay.  I’m sure her way with her tongue is one of the things that the Prez loves about her.  Freaky motherfucker.
  • Sure a terrible dictator somehow finds his way to Olivia’s office in the middle of the night, where Junior serves them coffee like she’s a Starbucks barista.  Where in the fuck is the American government?  Fucking TSA where y’all Drakkar stealing hoes at when we really need you?
  • What’s this?  Somebody kidnapped your family Generalismo?  You think the FBI did it?  Hey Huck, what is up with the play by play to Junior, be quiet, knowitall! Random!
  • Aww, Generalismo is not just a blood thirsty dictator, he’s not just a killer of innocents, he’s not just 2nd in line as host of Sabado Gigante on Univision, he’s a husband and father….awww
  • Wait a damn minute, how much juice does Olivia have that a dictator comes running to her when he’s in a jam?  But she turns to Jello-O the second she’s alone in a room with the Prez?  Freaky Motherfucker.
  • Crazy ass Abby is at it, again.  Running her mouth, questioning Olivia on shit.  
  • Oh Abby, why are you trying to check, Olivia?  
  • Well, I guess Olivia doesn’t have laser beams equipped in her eyes because Abby didn’t vaporized for questioning her.  I guess the “bitch please” dismissal sideeye look will have to do.
  • Everybody goes about their way…um, isn’t a dictator and his posse still in the conference room?  Hello?  *End Scene* Really?
  • Whoa, hold up, Cyrus is married to a snippy dude named James?  Fuck, let me see if I’m keeping up with this, A Republican President has been getting his freak on (Freaky Motherfucker) with a black Super Lawyer, with whom the First Lady is so kosher with, that she’s hooking them up for hook-ups in the Rose Garden and now we find out that the Chief Of Staff has his own domesticated “staff” at home and Cyrus is obviously gay, he diddles in his garden on his day off, like all gay people do (Not).  Scandal my ass, this is some straight up Science Fiction.
  • “You’re asking me if the President wore condoms when he slept around, I don’t know, I think that’s your area.  Did he wear one with you?”  Burn!  Oh Cyrus, you’re such a bitch, I love it!  Olivia, you really need to get some laser beams for your eyes, you could squash a lot of this catty shit with the quickness.
  • Cyrus gets one more bitchy comment in after he and Olivia work out a “hush deal” opening negotiation to send the Jump Off on her way and keep her out of the news; “you and I aren’t friends anymore, don’t come here, again”.  I’m pretty sure she got that memo after the condom/whore combo slam, Cyrus.
  • Olivia looks hurt in the face.  She been shook so bad that her dimples have even took off and hid.  
  • Olivia gets The Jump Off a nice deal, 10 mil over 3 years.  That’s low 1st round NFL draft pick money right there!  Shit, if she ran a 4.3 40 yard dash, she could start at Free Safety for the Chicago Bears (I’m a Bears fan and I would take a pregnant mistress on the Bears, I don’t care if she couldn’t tackle, just as long as she could cover somebody…anybody, I don’t care, I….um, what was the topic again?  Oh, yeah)
  • Of course she aint taking the money because “she in love” and she still wants to see The Prez, ol magic stick freaky motherfucker.  
  • Dummy, take that damn loot and keep it moving!
  • Olivia’s having “The Talking To” with Jump Off, “you’re a threat!”  Well, duh?  
  • Of course she wants to tell what the Prez, Freaky mother…(Okay, I’ll stop that) what he did to her.  Oy vey.
  • The countdown until Jump Off is Knocked Off and winds up fertilizer in Cyrus flower garden, or in Olivia’s deep-freezer, she’s got a lot to lose, too, starts now.   
  • Speaking of Oy Vey, Attorney General Rosen is at Olivia’s office…again.  She should be charging people rent for hanging around there so much.
  • Where did Rosen, go?  Was he a figment of her imagination?  Did she have a Ally McBeal mini-breakdown?  Whoop!  There she goes, crying again.  Twice in the same episode?  Olivia?  Get your shit, together!  I can’t do this without you, Dimples!
  • Huck, standing at attention like a Marine, while the Commander gets her breakdown on? Huck, you crazy, magnficent bastard, you.
  • Cyrus, when the Prez asks you is there “anything new on the Olivia front”, what he’s really asking is “Did she ask about me?  Could you tell if she was wearing those crotch-less panties that I bought her last Arbor Day?  Could you tell if she was using Crown Royal hair grease the last time you saw her?  It’s my favorite scent…smells like the Soul Train Scramble Board”.  
  • I would imagine the Chief Of Staff would have clandestine meetings to handle the President’s infidelities.  I’m pretty sure that it filled the calendar up during the Clinton administration, easy.
  • Oh, this ain’t about the Jump Off, it’s about Olivia and her crew.  Cyrus wasn’t fucking around when he said he and Olivia weren’t friends anymore.
  • Where did they get such pretty ass head shots photos of the crew?  Even Huck is looking less creepy in those shots.  I know, I should over think some of this, but really, damn.
  • Shrimp Scampi Boy doesn’t like where this meeting is going.  He wants to have Olivia’s baby so bad and something like the CIA investigating her crew is gonna put a serious cock block on that. 
  • Oh, now we’re back to the case of the week.  I almost forgot about this.  Why are the writers still trying to make this out to be a deep ass show by putting in a case of the week thang is beyond me.
  • Harrison called Huck, “Fanboy”. Sure he’s not going to look stupid for saying that later.
  • Oh Huck has already made Harrison look stupid for calling him “Fanboy”. That was fast.
  • Why didn’t anyone call the cops when the oldest kid said that his mom and little bro were snatched up in broad daylight?  Is that a common occurrence in D.C.?  I thought snatching things in the middle of the day was only an election day thing, there?  Oh well.
  • The kid and mom have been found and it’s off to rescue them.  Olivia tells them to call the cops.  See, call the cops, kids!  Not every situation is one of those WHAT WOULD YOU DO? set ups.
  • Really, Huck, you could pin point exactly where the kid and Mom were but you couldn’t do a little GPS search to see that she was a women’s shelter?  Really?  Argh!  No more Cases Of The “Weak” Ass Plots!
  • Back to Cyrus’s Double Secret Probationary Investigation Of Olivia & Her Crew.
  • Huck isn’t his real name, well shut up, Huck Finn isn’t his real name?  But he is so dangerous that the CIA doesn’t want anybody to fuck with him.  I get that, he’s bat-shit cray cray.
  • Back to the Case Of The Week:  Generalismo’s wifey ran off because she ain’t about that life no more.   
  • He scares her, you say anything bad about him, you disappear.  Sounds like she’s married to P. Diddy.
  • Back to Cyrus and dem:  Crazy ass Abby was married to a governor’s son for 4 years?  He beat her?  What? Whoo, just saw the left side of her face.  He whooped her black & bruised.  Yikes.  
  • Now I get why Abby’s crazy and packs guns.  Love and nobody won’t be loving her like that again.
  • Back to the Case Of The Week:  I’m getting dizzy.
  • Generalismo’s wifey is scared of him.  She starts thinking about it and feel that it’s worthless to run, so she says she will go back to him.
  • Abby ain’t trying to hear that shit, “naw, boo, you ain’t going back to that man.  I gotchu, I gotchu.”  Yeah, Crazy Abby, but who’s got you when Olivia finds out?
  • Junior is out on a date with that newsreporter, again.  To tell him that she can’t date him, again.  They need to get a room and handle that.
  • Cyrus is dirt digging expedition has moved on to Junior, herself.  
  • What’s this?  Junior records only go back 3 years?  That explains why she acts like a child all the time.  Newspaper Boy tells her to chill, he likes her and he won’t be using her to get the dirt on the Jump Off, he has other sources.  Wee.
  • Cyrus finds out that Harrison got busted on some insider trading ish and was saved from hard time by Olivia, who defended him, for free…Yeah, Olivia ain’t giving out anything for free…unless it’s to the Prez (I’m not gonna say it)
  • Abby and Finch take the Generalismo’s wifey to a swank hotel (yeah, that’s going to work)
  • Cyrus digs on dirt on Finch.  Turns out Finch is Scottish, is very smart, a hot shot lawyer who found his heart in the middle of a case involving some kids being poisoned by a shady business and it drove him a mental institution in Florida, where all the crazy lives.
  • Scrimp Scampi Boy goes to Olivia, nose wide open, and tells her about Cyrus’s little dirt digging meeting and tries to white horse his way into Olivia’s heart.  Olivia ignores him and calls Cyrus to say “game on, mofo”, basically.  Poor Scrimp Scampi Boy.  Someday (no)
  • Time to get the dirt on Olivia.  Ooo, no.  Cyrus ain’t about to mess up his good thing and let the world knows that the Prez and Olivia were doing the do.  
  • Uh oh, Junior is getting “The Talking To” from Harrison, in regards to her dilly dallying with Newspaper Lad.  Something about integrity, lying and not fucking ish up for the Crew…”shut.it.down” Junior!
  • Time for Cyrus to drop the bomb on Prez about Jump Off having his little bastard.  Cyrus is laid back on the Prez’s couch, popping off one liners, giggling as if he’s just seen the iceburg hit the Titanic and he gone crazy with the thought that he’s doomed.  So he goes off on an epic rant that ends with him predicting that the Prez is going to shoot himself in a bathroom    and nobody will care and walks out the room.  
  • All of that, I’m sure, to get the Prez to use his balls for something more than sperm receptacles and make him get fired up enough to have the Jump Off, knocked off.  
  • Oh, there is a Vice President?  I keep forgetting that on this show.
  • Anyway, Olivia and the Crew are giving The Jump Off the 411 on how she’s about to fuck her and her immediate family’s life up, forever, because she cracked her legs open and let the most powerful man in America unload some man fertilizer in her fertile woman chow.
  • The DA dude interrupts, I guess he was real, earlier, still talking about the newspaper stand he was going on about when I thought it was a dream.  For once, I agree with Olivia, we ain’t got time for this shit.  Kick rocks, DA.
  • But I know that will come back to bite Olivia on the ass. Moving on.
  • Crazy Abby goes back to the hotel to check on Generalismio’s wifey and son and, SURPRISE, they are gone?  Duh.
  • Best line of the episode, outside of Cyrus’s scorched Earth dissing of Olivia and Prez, is Harrison’s “you in troubbbbbble” to Crazy Abby when she comes back to the office to find that wifey and Generalismio are there.
  • Everybody is towing the company line but the eyes are talking mad shit.  Olivia, you REALLY need to get laser beams for your eyes.  But I will take your “Abby, Imma beat the brakes offa you, hoe for almost getting all of us shot” glance.
  • I knew that the big Crazy Abby/Bad Ass Olivia smackdown was gonna go down and I knew it was gonna be good!  
  • It was toe to toe, until Crazy took over and almost made Bad Ass cry…again (Olivia has been teared up more than Demi Moore in Ghost this episode).  Abby basically tells her that she knows that Olivia is going through some thangs but she needs to get her shit together because she fuckin’ up.
  • Junior is playing den mom to the Jump Off.  Boring. She’s soooo boring.
  • The rest of The Crew and Olivia head to the hotel to give wifey one last chance to leave the  Generalismo.  
  • Meanwhile, Harrison is out in the hallway, telling  Generalismo s solders some Lawyerese to prevent them from not getting shot.  Um…what?
  • Uh huh, like they would give a flying fuck off a high-dive about somebody’s rights.  Their boss is a evil dictator, Harrison. You a pocket sized lawyer, where’s crazy ass Huck?  Shouldn’t he be just chopping bitches in their throats right about now?
  • Gee, you didn’t get out before Generalismo showed up? Horrible game plan.
  • Oh, Wifey is telling everything you never want to hear when you’re surrounded by men in uniform and their dictator boss is being told off.  I would have been off in a corner, curled up in a ball, singing Jesus Is On The Main Line, at this point.
  • Oh, they didn’t all get shot?  That’s good.
  • Oh, wifey gets to leave?  That’s great.
  • Oh, Generalismo ain’t letting her take the kids to have them “live in this country”.  That’s bad and what the fuck you mean “live in this country”?  Ain’t that the pot calling the kettle, Cablasian?
  • Newspaper Boy is either working on his term paper or he’s up to something.  He sucks, boring.  Boring.
  • The Prez is bummed.  Aww.  The First Lady is doing that First Lady thing, playing her role.  The Prez wants to get away and work for the Peace Corps or something and the First Lady ain’t having it.  Like flipping on a switch, she goes into A.H.N. (Aww Hell Naw) mode gives him the “get your shit together” talk.  Poor Prez and Olivia, this episode has been just about you two getting put in check by everybody it seems. At that point, she flips off the switch and she back to being the First Lady.
  • The Jump Off is at her place, making a phone call.  She tells somebody that she’s done lying and she’s going to tell the truth. 
  • I told you, Olivia, you ain’t nobody’s DNA Whisperer, gurl.  You can make a hoe take a 100 pregnancy tests but you can’t be sure who’s baby that is.
  • The Prez gives his speech, calls Castro, Generalismo and, maybe Donald Trump, bullies.  Then he proceeds to tell Cyrus a thing or two, announces that he’s the POTUS, bitch, drops the mic and walks the fuck out of the room.  Yeah, the Prez got his swagga back and Cyrus’s Jedi Mind Trick worked.
  • Speaking of swagger, Olivia takes on Generalismo and gives him “The Talking To” and quicker than you can say GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE Generalismo is  giving his kids back to his wife and leaving. Yeah, right.
  • Messenger Boy Harrison gives the DA the news that Olivia saved his damn newsstand.  You’re welcome.
  • Now that Cyrus is on a roll, why wait until next episode when he can kick mofos in the knees, now?  He walks in, dumps all his intel on her Crew and lets Olivia know that he’s not the one that’s going to kick her ass, it’s the Prez that’s going to have that honor. It’s war, Seacrest Out!
  • Olivia calls in The Crew and lets them know that they’re going to move forward with the Jump Off’s Paternity case and that means taking on The White House (and her Prez), they take a vote on whether or not they’re in, over a lovely montage showing the Jump Off being assalted, taped up, drugged and kidnapped. 
  • Well, damn. (Why would they just leave her at her home, by herself, when you know that Cyrus and The Prez like their jobs too much to let her fuck that up?)
  • The vote is in, they are going to wWar but there might not be anything to fight for.

Scandal: Hell Hath No Fury (Ep. 3) RT (Random Thoughts)

  • The team is staring at the Jump Off as she sits nervously in the conference room of the Office.  It’s their thing.  They’re deciding whether to keep as a client, but Olivia quickly squashes that shit because it’s her gig.  Plus that trick slept with her man.  Bump that. 
  • I see that Abby’s over her anger with Finch for sleeping with call girls.  She’s borderline nuts.
  • We get a quick montage that sets up the case of the week, a spoiled brat son who’s mother (one of Olivia’s friends) is trying to get him off of rape.  Wee.  The scene is set to Curtis Mayfield’s Superfly.  Super.
  • Hey, it’s Booger from the Revenge Of The Nerds movies and he’s a lawyer!  Good for you, Booger!
  • The President sleeps in, Mandela got up, the President slept in.  The First Lady thinks that the Prez needs some sleep.  She seems a little…I don’t know, sinister?  The Prez ain’t sleeping, I wouldn’t be sleeping either with preggo jump offs and ex-soulmates teaming up to get in that ass.
  • Merideth, Jr. seems like she takes espresso enemas on the regular, she so high strung.
  • Gideon shows up at the office and Merideth, Jr freaks out because she thinks this show is all about her.  Gideon ain’t there for you, Cray Ass, move, girl.  Olivia called him in because she promises him a interview with Jump Off if he holds off the story for 72 hours.
  • It looks like Merideth Jr. and lame ass news reporter Gideon are gonna “do it”.  I hope those dummies don’t have babies.
  • Olivia shows up at lunch with Cyrus and the Chief of Staff who is really enjoying his shrimp scampi.  So much so that when Olivia wants to speak to Cyrus, he don’t want to leave his scampi.  But he leaves it, reluctantly.  Olivia tells Cyrus that Jump Off wants 15 minutes with Prez and Cyrus tells Olivia that Prez ain’t sleeping.  Olivia says it ain’t her problem and she ain’t sleeping either.  Aww, Love causes Insomnia.  Olivia and Cyrus both eat some of the shrimp scampi.  Chief Of Staff should have taken it with him.
  • The hacker dude is named Huck Finn? Seriously?
  • We see Prez with some war vets and he gushes and anguishes over them.  Oh, so we’re building character here by making the Prez out to be a caring American who wants the best for the country, nevermind him being a man whore, slanging dick all over the White House.  But, soon enough, Cyrus and Prez are cracking jokes about other Prez’s who fucked around.  Nasty. Fumigate that place when he’s gone, willya?
  • Olivia wants the mom to pay off the woman who was raped by her bum ass son.  Come on, Olivia didn’t just say that did she?  
  • Olivia gets the rape victim’s attorney to settle for 9 million.  The rape victim don’t want no damn money!  She wants that asshole who raped her to go to jail.  Fuck yeah, fuck him!  She gets to Olivia, with a passionate speech,duh. Olivia has already proven that it doesn’t take much to get her to come out of her hard core you go girl mode.
  • Merideth, Jr. says “lose” and that triggers the second passionate speech of the episode, Olivia goes on about not ever losing or something.  She should have just slapped Merideth, Jr.
  • The spoiled brat rapists proves that, duh, he’s a rapist.  Asshole.
  • Cyrus plays a CD for the Prez.  He has the same look on his face that I usually do whenever I listen to 98% of Nicki Minaj songs.  Turns out that it’s audio of the Prez knockin’ boots with Jump Off.  Cyrus is trying hard to put the tape on Olivia, but the Prez ain’t trying to hear that.  That’s his fucking Boo!  She loves he!  But Cyrus succeeds in putting that “Olivia did it” bug in his head.
  • Black Himbo Lawyer Harrison tries to put the mack daddy flirt on a lab assistant.  That may work on a video shoot but not with this intelligent black woman who wants justice for women who are rape victims.  No flirt needed.
  • The First Lady invites Olivia to some grub and drank function at the White House and didn’t even wait to hear Olivia’s answer.  Guess we’re going out for dinner.
  • Merideth, Jr. calls up and sets up a date with Gideon with her spastic ass.  Huck hears her phone call and calls her weird or some shit and says he likes weird, as he walks off.  Fucking Huck.
  • So date time:  Merideth, Jr. gets an assist from Huckleberry: Let your hair down, show that cleavage, you drink virgin margaritas, hey bartender load her date’s drink up…huh?  Isn’t this episode about date rape?  Fucking Huck.
  • Oh snap, turns out the spoiled brat rapist paid off a girl years ago and that girl committed suicide.  Her best friend, who found her BFF dead to the world and hell bent on revenge (not the show) tried to set the rapist up by changing the color of her hair, because Rape Boy likes ‘em blond, having consensual sex and calling it rape.  Booger The Lawyer eats her ass up like catfish on the witness stand and Olivia, not wanting to watch the carnage, goes out and has a small cry with Rape Boy’s mom in the hall.  Mom cries that she raised a spectacularly shitty ass son and Olivia tells her that it ain’t her fault her kid is a spoiled piece of shit.  They both soft sob.  End scene.
  • Dinner time.  Olivia is looking smashing in a white dress and she gets hit on by the creepy ass Chief Of Staff while they dance, “I’m trying to figure out how I can sexually harass you and get away with it.”  Ew, you shrimp scampi eatin’ motherfucker, ew. 
  • It’s so obvious that the First Lady is trying to hook up Prez and Olivia, I mean get them to dance.  That chick is up to something.
  • Well this is getting awkward, Prez is trying to get his slow drag on, Olivia is like, “come on, Son, your wife is right over there!”  Prez don’t curr, Prez don’t give a fuck, he just takes what he wants.  He wants her to meet him in “their spot” in 10 minutes.  Olivia tries to fight it, but you know she going, sprung ass.
  • On her way to “their spot”, Cyrus cock blocks them by telling Olivia that she’s being set up by the “best politician in the world” and no 15 minutes for the Jump Off and has Secret Service escort her out.  Then Cyrus goes out to “their spot” which turns out to be the Rose Garden, and tells the Prez that Olivia been gaming him.  Prez gets all butt hurt and leaves and Cyrus kinda smirks.  He’s a dastardly bitchass, that one.
  • Olivia, after being thrown out of the White House, again.  Heads over to her girl, the mom of Rape Boy, to tell her, “hey bitch, you know I’ve been thinking about it and, yeah, it is your fault that your son is a piece of shit because you keep enabling the fucker and letting him get away will all kinds of fuckery when you know that he don’t really love me…um, I mean, your son ain’t shit!”  So the next day they confront Rape Boy and tell him he needs to do the right thing and confess to raping that girl back in the day.  Shit, you know Rape Boy ain’t trying to hear that!  He don’t care if he caused a women to kill herself, he thinks a couple of years in Europe will fix things.  Uh huh.  Mom knows her Rape Boy and after he says that he did rape her, the cops have heard enough and come in and arrest Rape Boy.  Good.  Slimy bastard.
  • The morning after, Prez is pouting about Olivia when First Lady comes in.  He confronts her about inviting Olivia and First Lady sez,”Because I know you needed to see her. Tonight you’ll sleep like a baby.”  Oh my damn, thangs done got all Bill and Hillary up in this piece!
  • Olivia doesn’t deliver Jump-Off to Gideon, she gives him better, an exclusive interview with Rape Boy’s Mom to tell her side of the story about her enabled ass piece of shit son.  Gideon likes this and he takes the bait.  Dumb ass.  All the while, Meredith Jr. is waving at him like a love sick puppy.  Girl, go sit your spastic ass down, somewhere!
  • Olivia goes over to the Jump-Off’s house and gives her the Olivia pep talk and says she’s got her back and all that jazz but they need to put it all out on the table.  After whining about needing just 5 minutes instead of 15 and before Olivia can tell her she ain’t getting no minutes, Jump Off tells her that she’s pregnant.
  • You know, it was so obvious that she was pregnant, my mind just assumed that everybody knew that from the first episode.  Now has she said she was born a dude or killed a puppy last week, that would have been a shocker.  But this?  not in the least.

I give this episode a 4 even though it doesn’t really deserve it but was so filled with all kinds of dysfunctional fuckery, that it cancelled out the awful.

I give Olivia’s lips a 3.5, not enough close-ups this week.  

I give Meredith, Jr. the finger.  Cray ass.